Everyone said I could be Anything. So I became Sexy!
If your ego barks then my attitude roars.
Your level of intelligence is my common sense.
Ohh my friend…Go buy a brain.
I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude and that’s not my problem.
Don’t show me attitude. My BLACKLIST is bigger than your FRIENDLIST.
Life is hard; It’s harder if you’re stupid.
I just found your nose. It was in my business.
Wake up the sleepyhead before I drag you out of bed. Have a great morning ahead dear friend.
Have a positive attitude towards life as you begin this day. I wish you the strength to be able to make the best out of today. Good morning.
Your opinion of me doesn’t define who I am.
If I was a bird, I know who I’d shit on.
Her attitude kinda savage but her heart is gold.
If karma doesn’t give you what you deserve, I certainly will.
It’s called karma, and it’s pronounced Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha.
Karma bus delayed due to high demand. No worries. It’s coming.
Dear karma, I have a list of people you missed.
Dear karma, please be punctual.
Karma has no problem getting back in touch with you when need be.
I believe in karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it.
