My hair grows and grows; you cannot stop it – that fellow grows, it grows wild.
Something which seems funny when it happens to someone else, may not seem so funny when it happens to us.
I smile like an idiot when I think about you.
I think of you even when I’m really, really hungry.
It’s hard to sleep when your heart is at war with your mind. Thinking of You.
If every time I thought of you, a star fell, well…the sky would be empty.
My thoughts are free to go anywhere, but it’s surprising how often they head in your direction.
And my thoughts drift to you.
In case you ever foolishly forget, I am never not thinking of you.
I’m lazy, and I know it.
My bed is my boyfriend.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.
There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.
Alcohol is temporary fun with permanent consequences.
A drunk man never tells a lie.
My favorite drink is the next one.
Alcohol may not be the answer, but it sure helps forget the question.
I said “NO” to alcohol, but it just doesn’t listen.
Friday is the beginning of my liver’s workweek.
