Your level of intelligence is my common sense.
Ohh my friend…Go buy a brain.
Life is hard; It’s harder if you’re stupid.
Every morning brings you new hopes and new opportunities. Don’t miss any one of them while you’re sleeping. Good morning!
Wake up the sleepyhead before I drag you out of bed. Have a great morning ahead dear friend.
Awake and arise to enjoy life’s fiesta, otherwise your sleep will continue into a morning siesta. Good morning.
If you have a good morning today, you will have a good night, which will help you to sleep tight and make the next day nice and bright. So I wish you good morning with all my might.
Rise and shine my dear sleepy husband, its time you start your day by opening your eyes to the bright day and not keep on lazing. Have a good morning hubby.
Every morning I wake up and find you sleeping, I kiss you gently taking care not to wake you up, but sometimes I catch you smiling. This is the best part of my day. Good morning dear.
Every morning you have two choices: continue to sleep with dreams, or wake up and chase them.
Rise and shine, Sleepyhead! The sun is shining and the birds are chirping! Today is a brand new day!
Awake from your sleep. Say hello to the day. Put on your fighting gear; it’s time to tackle the day!
If I was a bird, I know who I’d shit on.
If karma doesn’t give you what you deserve, I certainly will.
It’s called karma, and it’s pronounced Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha.
Karma bus delayed due to high demand. No worries. It’s coming.
Dear karma, I have a list of people you missed.
Dear karma, please be punctual.
Karma has no problem getting back in touch with you when need be.
I believe in karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it.
