Every morning I wake up and find you sleeping, I kiss you gently taking care not to wake you up, but sometimes I catch you smiling. This is the best part of my day. Good morning dear.
Every morning you have two choices: continue to sleep with dreams, or wake up and chase them.
Rise and shine, Sleepyhead! The sun is shining and the birds are chirping! Today is a brand new day!
Awake from your sleep. Say hello to the day. Put on your fighting gear; it’s time to tackle the day!
If I was a bird, I know who I’d shit on.
If karma doesn’t give you what you deserve, I certainly will.
It’s called karma, and it’s pronounced Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha.
Karma bus delayed due to high demand. No worries. It’s coming.
Dear karma, I have a list of people you missed.
Dear karma, please be punctual.
Karma has no problem getting back in touch with you when need be.
I believe in karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it.
My dream job would be driving the karma bus.
Karma never loses an address.
I’m going to sit back and laugh when karma punches you in the face.
Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She says, she’ll be with you shortly.
Karma is like a rubber band. You only stretch it so far before it come back and smack you in the face.
Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.
Karma is a cruel mistress.
When karma comes back to punch you in the face, I wanna be there just in case it needs help.
