A man without moustache is like a woman with moustache.
If your boyfriend doesn’t have a beard, you have a girlfriend.
Why do I grow a Beard? Because I am neither a woman nor a child.
Shaving says a lot about a Man. Like, “I’m not one.”
So you don’t like my beard? That’s ok, I didn’t grow it for you.
My hair grows and grows; you cannot stop it – that fellow grows, it grows wild.
Every morning you have two options, continue to sleep with your dreams or wake up and chase them. The choice is yours.
Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars’ worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.
Sometimes at night I would sleep open-eyed underneath a sky dripping with stars. I was alive then.
Style, like sheer silk underwear, sometimes hides eczema.
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.
It is not your paintings I like, it is your painting.
There was a young man who said though, it seems that I know that I know, but what I would like to see is the I that knows me when I know that I know that I know.
Try to imagine what it will be like to go to sleep and never wake up… now try to imagine what it was like to wake up having never gone to sleep.
Just as true humor is laughter at oneself, true humanity is knowledge of oneself.
Something which seems funny when it happens to someone else, may not seem so funny when it happens to us.
After all is said and done, more is said than done.
I began furiously making lists, and more lists, until I was making lists of lists . . .
Success demands sacrifice of your sleep and entertainment.
