Your level of intelligence is my common sense.
Ohh my friend…Go buy a brain.
Life is hard; It’s harder if you’re stupid.
Good morning my love. You never leave my mind. Not even when I have a million things to think about.
Good Morning!!! Yes, I am thinking about you right now and I miss you so much.
The best part about this morning is that I am thinking about you, but the worst part of this morning is that I am so far away from you.
You make my heart sing and brighten up my life like the sun. I’m thinking about you each morning and miss you a lot. Good morning gorgeous.
Wake up the sleepyhead before I drag you out of bed. Have a great morning ahead dear friend.
With every breath I take, I will always think of you. Good Morning my dear hubby.
The birds start singing and the sun begins to illuminate the world when I wake up thinking of you.
Thinking of you through my daily hustle makes it fun. You’re my inspiration and Joy, my Partner in Love and Life. Good morning my Muse and Happiness.
Morning baby! I’ll be thinking about you all day. Every. Damn. Second.
I’m thinking of you and wish you a great day. I want the best for you and hope things go your way.
The sun is up, the skies are blue, good morning my love I’ll be thinking about you.
I think about you when I go to bed and when I get up. Thanks for sweetening up my life.
If I was a bird, I know who I’d shit on.
If karma doesn’t give you what you deserve, I certainly will.
It’s called karma, and it’s pronounced Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha.
Karma bus delayed due to high demand. No worries. It’s coming.
Dear karma, I have a list of people you missed.
