The gods too are fond of a joke.
The secret to humor is surprise.
If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
The point about zero is that we do not need to use it in the operation of daily life. No one goes out to buy zero fish.
You cannot force ideas. Successful ideas are the result of slow growth. Ideas do not reach perfection in a day, no matter how much study is put upon them.
Air travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo.
My parents warned me about the drugs in the streets but never the ones with big brown eyes and a heartbeat.
A man without moustache is like a woman with moustache.
If your boyfriend doesn’t have a beard, you have a girlfriend.
Why do I grow a Beard? Because I am neither a woman nor a child.
Shaving says a lot about a Man. Like, “I’m not one.”
So you don’t like my beard? That’s ok, I didn’t grow it for you.
My 2020 Vision for India is to transform it into a developed nation. That cannot be abstract; it is a lifeline.
Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars’ worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.
Obvious prospects for physical growth in a business do not translate into obvious profits for investors.
Life is all about our growth, not our trophies.
Style, like sheer silk underwear, sometimes hides eczema.
Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.
It is not your paintings I like, it is your painting.
There was a young man who said though, it seems that I know that I know, but what I would like to see is the I that knows me when I know that I know that I know.