Your level of intelligence is my common sense.
Ohh my friend…Go buy a brain.
Life is hard; It’s harder if you’re stupid.
Wake up the sleepyhead before I drag you out of bed. Have a great morning ahead dear friend.
A seed grows with no sound but a tree falls with huge noise. Destruction has noise, but creation is quiet. This is the power of silence…Grow silently. Good Morning.
If I was a bird, I know who I’d shit on.
If karma doesn’t give you what you deserve, I certainly will.
It’s called karma, and it’s pronounced Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha.
Karma bus delayed due to high demand. No worries. It’s coming.
Dear karma, I have a list of people you missed.
Dear karma, please be punctual.
Karma has no problem getting back in touch with you when need be.
I believe in karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it.
My dream job would be driving the karma bus.
Karma never loses an address.
I’m going to sit back and laugh when karma punches you in the face.
Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She says, she’ll be with you shortly.
Karma is like a rubber band. You only stretch it so far before it come back and smack you in the face.
Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.
Karma is a cruel mistress.