By Erik Griffin
Everyone said I could be Anything. So I became Sexy!
Life is hard; It’s harder if you’re stupid.
A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.
Money demands that you sell, not your weakness to men’s stupidity, but your talent to their reason.
Do not ever say that the desire to ‘do good’ by force is a good motive. Neither power-lust nor stupidity are good motives.
My look is attainable. Women can look like Audrey Hepburn by flipping out their hair, buying the large sunglasses, and the little sleeveless dresses.
This is the case with many learned persons; they have read themselves stupid.
Night gives a black look to everything, whatever it may be.
Ignorance can be cured, but stupidity is forever.
Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever.
I want to keep improving, continue to help my teammates improve, make my teammates look good. Continue bringing something new to the game, never getting completely content, and always trying to get better.
Sunglasses are great, but I always feel a bit pretentious wearing sunglasses. I mean, I do love to wear them.
Air travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo.
Humanitarianism is the expression of stupidity and cowardice.
Feeling beautiful has nothing to do with what you look like.
You can be gorgeous at 30, charming at 40 and irresistible for the rest of your life.
Beauty without expression is boring.
A man without a mustache is like a cup of tea without sugar.
My mustache is enough to compete with your attitude.
The mustache is a powerful thing…