By Eugene Hütz
Babe, you are the only man in the entire world whose touch has the power to sweep me off my feet. Good morning.
You are that woman who transformed my imperfections into perfections, just by the touch of your love. Love you my dearest wifey!
Good morning, to the woman who makes me smile and warms my heart every day. I love you more than ever before.
Every morning I am reminded of my life’s best decision marrying the most beautiful woman in the world. Good Morning My Better Half.
Good morning world, good morning life, you are the most beautiful woman here by my side.
All my nights and days are filled with the wonders of your love. A lovely morning to you and thanks for being that special and wonderful woman in my life.
Every morning is always the same, beautiful and amazing, and it all thanks to an amazing and beautiful woman in my life – You. Good morning, sweetheart.
Among all the women of this world, you are God’s best design. You are the proof that the word “true love” is real. My love, my joy, my life, my sunshine, I will always cherish you. Good Morning Sweety!!!
If I was a bird, I know who I’d shit on.
Swag is for boys, class is for men.
If karma doesn’t give you what you deserve, I certainly will.
It’s called karma, and it’s pronounced Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha.
Dear karma, I have a list of people you missed.
Dear karma, please be punctual.
Karma has no problem getting back in touch with you when need be.
I believe in karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it.
Karma never loses an address.
I’m going to sit back and laugh when karma punches you in the face.
Karma is like a rubber band. You only stretch it so far before it come back and smack you in the face.
Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.