By Eugene Hütz
Your level of intelligence is my common sense.
Darling, Be a woman who deals with business, not with drama.
A healthy woman is much like a wolf; Robust, chock-full, strong life force, life-giving, territorially aware, inventive, loyal, roving.
Wolves and women wed for life.
Find your inner she-wolf and unleash her.
Babe, you are the only man in the entire world whose touch has the power to sweep me off my feet. Good morning.
You are that woman who transformed my imperfections into perfections, just by the touch of your love. Love you my dearest wifey!
Good morning, to the woman who makes me smile and warms my heart every day. I love you more than ever before.
Every morning I am reminded of my life’s best decision marrying the most beautiful woman in the world. Good Morning My Better Half.
Good morning world, good morning life, you are the most beautiful woman here by my side.
All my nights and days are filled with the wonders of your love. A lovely morning to you and thanks for being that special and wonderful woman in my life.
Every morning is always the same, beautiful and amazing, and it all thanks to an amazing and beautiful woman in my life – You. Good morning, sweetheart.
Among all the women of this world, you are God’s best design. You are the proof that the word “true love” is real. My love, my joy, my life, my sunshine, I will always cherish you. Good Morning Sweety!!!
If I was a bird, I know who I’d shit on.
Swag is for boys, class is for men.
If karma doesn’t give you what you deserve, I certainly will.
It’s called karma, and it’s pronounced Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha.
Dear karma, I have a list of people you missed.
Dear karma, please be punctual.
Karma has no problem getting back in touch with you when need be.