Your level of intelligence is my common sense.
Ohh my friend…Go buy a brain.
Life is hard; It’s harder if you’re stupid.
Every morning reminds me of how lucky I am to have someone as special as you.
Everybody has a best friend, but few lucky ones like me have a best friend who also doubles up as their brother. Good morning.
They say that friendship is like the fuel for life. As the morning began, I thought of you my dear friend and realized how lucky I am to have you in my life.
Wake up the sleepyhead before I drag you out of bed. Have a great morning ahead dear friend.
I am lucky to wake up every day besides my best friend, who also happens to be my wife. Good morning.
Every morning reminds me of how lucky I am to have someone as special as you. Good Morning.
If I was a bird, I know who I’d shit on.
I believe in luck and fate and I believe in karma, that the energy you put out in the world comes back to meet you.
Luck does not exist. You do it right, things go well; you do it wrong, things go bad.
Your karma should be good, and everything else will follow. Your good karma will always win over your bad luck.
I do not believe in karma. However, I practice it everyday because it tricks me into being a better person!
It’s not your bad luck. It’s your bad karma.
It’s called karma, and it’s pronounced Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha.
Karma bus delayed due to high demand. No worries. It’s coming.
Dear karma, I have a list of people you missed.
Dear karma, please be punctual.
Karma has no problem getting back in touch with you when need be.