I am lucky to wake up every day besides my best friend, who also happens to be my wife. Good morning.
Every morning reminds me of how lucky I am to have someone as special as you. Good Morning.
If I was a bird, I know who I’d shit on.
I believe in luck and fate and I believe in karma, that the energy you put out in the world comes back to meet you.
Luck does not exist. You do it right, things go well; you do it wrong, things go bad.
Your karma should be good, and everything else will follow. Your good karma will always win over your bad luck.
I do not believe in karma. However, I practice it everyday because it tricks me into being a better person!
It’s not your bad luck. It’s your bad karma.
It’s called karma, and it’s pronounced Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha.
Karma bus delayed due to high demand. No worries. It’s coming.
Dear karma, I have a list of people you missed.
Dear karma, please be punctual.
Karma has no problem getting back in touch with you when need be.
I believe in karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it.
My dream job would be driving the karma bus.
Karma never loses an address.
I’m going to sit back and laugh when karma punches you in the face.
Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She says, she’ll be with you shortly.
Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.
When karma comes back to punch you in the face, I wanna be there just in case it needs help.