Your level of intelligence is my common sense.
Missing you is my hobby, caring for you is my job, making you happy is my duty and loving you is my life. Have a great morning.
I feel secure in your embrace at night; you always make me feel young and vital; marrying you has been one of my most significant decisions. Thank you for being a great husband. Good Morning.
Every morning I am reminded of my life’s best decision marrying the most beautiful woman in the world. Good Morning My Better Half.
If I was a bird, I know who I’d shit on.
If karma doesn’t give you what you deserve, I certainly will.
It’s called karma, and it’s pronounced Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha.
Dear karma, I have a list of people you missed.
Dear karma, please be punctual.
Karma has no problem getting back in touch with you when need be.
I believe in karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it.
Karma never loses an address.
I’m going to sit back and laugh when karma punches you in the face.
Karma is like a rubber band. You only stretch it so far before it come back and smack you in the face.
Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.
Karma is a cruel mistress.
When karma comes back to punch you in the face, I wanna be there just in case it needs help.
There is no any cheatcode to overtake your karma.
Karma is when you throw a banana in Mario Kart and you end up slipping on it.
Revenge? Naaah…I’m too lazy. I’m gonna sit here and let karma f*ck you up.