Missing you is my hobby, caring for you is my job, making you happy is my duty and loving you is my life. Have a great morning.
I feel secure in your embrace at night; you always make me feel young and vital; marrying you has been one of my most significant decisions. Thank you for being a great husband. Good Morning.
Every morning I am reminded of my life’s best decision marrying the most beautiful woman in the world. Good Morning My Better Half.
If I was a bird, I know who I’d shit on.
If karma doesn’t give you what you deserve, I certainly will.
It’s called karma, and it’s pronounced Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha.
Dear karma, I have a list of people you missed.
Dear karma, please be punctual.
Karma has no problem getting back in touch with you when need be.
I believe in karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it.
Karma never loses an address.
I’m going to sit back and laugh when karma punches you in the face.
Karma is like a rubber band. You only stretch it so far before it come back and smack you in the face.
Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.
Karma is a cruel mistress.
When karma comes back to punch you in the face, I wanna be there just in case it needs help.
There is no any cheatcode to overtake your karma.
Karma is when you throw a banana in Mario Kart and you end up slipping on it.
Revenge? Naaah…I’m too lazy. I’m gonna sit here and let karma f*ck you up.
Whether it is your work, your marriage, or anything else you do…it is up to you to make it wonderful.