Everyone said I could be Anything. So I became Sexy!
I talk, I smile, I laugh too. But be careful when I’m silent.
If your ego barks then my attitude roars.
I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude and that’s not my problem.
Don’t show me attitude. My BLACKLIST is bigger than your FRIENDLIST.
Relationships are based on the expectations and responsibility but friendships are based on smiles and laughter. Good Morning my friend!!!
Romantic relationships are based on expectations and responsibilities. Professional relationships are based on gains and losses. But friendship is based on smiles and laughter. Good morning my friend.
You give me reasons to smile and reasons to laugh, but most of all you give me memories I could never forget.
Have a positive attitude towards life as you begin this day. I wish you the strength to be able to make the best out of today. Good morning.
Your opinion of me doesn’t define who I am.
Her attitude kinda savage but her heart is gold.
It’s called karma, and it’s pronounced Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha.
Don’t kick me when I’m down because when I get up your f*cked!
I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably the most important thing in a person.
Do not fall in love with me, for I will break your heart, long before you realize, you were going to break mine.
I aspire to be an old man with an old wife laughing at old jokes from a wild youth.
It is one of the most effective attitudes of the neurotic to measure thumbs down, so to speak, a real person by an ideal, since in doing so he can depreciate him as much as he wishes.
Amour is the one human activity of any importance in which laughter and pleasure preponderate, if ever so slightly, over misery and pain.
There’s only one rule you need to remember: laugh at everything and forget everybody else! It sounds egotistical, but it’s actually the only cure for those suffering from self-pity.
Do not compare yourself to others. If you do so, you are insulting yourself.
