Your level of intelligence is my common sense.
Ohh my friend…Go buy a brain.
Life is hard; It’s harder if you’re stupid.
Wake up the sleepyhead before I drag you out of bed. Have a great morning ahead dear friend.
Birds are singing sweet melodies and a gentle breeze is blowing through the trees, what a perfect morning to wake you up. Good morning!
The birds start singing and the sun begins to illuminate the world when I wake up thinking of you.
That wonderful bird, singing near your window, is my companion, who agreed to help me to express my feelings for you.
Rise and shine, Sleepyhead! The sun is shining and the birds are chirping! Today is a brand new day!
The sun is shining, the birds are singing, the coffee is brewing…. All the day needs, is you! Get up and add yourself to this beautiful day!
If karma doesn’t give you what you deserve, I certainly will.
It’s called karma, and it’s pronounced Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha.
Karma bus delayed due to high demand. No worries. It’s coming.
Dear karma, I have a list of people you missed.
Dear karma, please be punctual.
Karma has no problem getting back in touch with you when need be.
I believe in karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it.
My dream job would be driving the karma bus.
Karma never loses an address.
I’m going to sit back and laugh when karma punches you in the face.
Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She says, she’ll be with you shortly.
