Your level of intelligence is my common sense.
Ohh my friend…Go buy a brain.
Life is hard; It’s harder if you’re stupid.
Wake up the sleepyhead before I drag you out of bed. Have a great morning ahead dear friend.
If I was a bird, I know who I’d shit on.
It’s called karma, and it’s pronounced Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha.
Karma bus delayed due to high demand. No worries. It’s coming.
Dear karma, I have a list of people you missed.
Dear karma, please be punctual.
Karma has no problem getting back in touch with you when need be.
I believe in karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it.
My dream job would be driving the karma bus.
Karma never loses an address.
I’m going to sit back and laugh when karma punches you in the face.
Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She says, she’ll be with you shortly.
Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.
When karma comes back to punch you in the face, I wanna be there just in case it needs help.
Karma is when you throw a banana in Mario Kart and you end up slipping on it.
It’s ok to miss people but don’t ever forget why they aren’t in your life.
Revenge? Naaah…I’m too lazy. I’m gonna sit here and let karma f*ck you up.