By Oscar Wilde
It’s called karma, and it’s pronounced Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha.
I will let you laugh at me today, but I assure you I will be the one who will laugh at you tomorrow.
Karma and justice are the best friends.
I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably the most important thing in a person.
I aspire to be an old man with an old wife laughing at old jokes from a wild youth.
We learn in friendship to look with the eyes of another person, to listen with her ears, and to feel with her heart.
Amour is the one human activity of any importance in which laughter and pleasure preponderate, if ever so slightly, over misery and pain.
Perfect friendship is the friendship of men who are good, and alike in excellence; for these wish well alike to each other qua good, and they are good in themselves.
Without friends, no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods.
Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.
To the query, What is a friend? his reply was A single soul dwelling in two bodies.
Friendship is essentially a partnership.
A friend to all is a friend to none.
Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow-ripening fruit.
There’s only one rule you need to remember: laugh at everything and forget everybody else! It sounds egotistical, but it’s actually the only cure for those suffering from self-pity.
Friendship often ends in love, but love in friendship – never.
How can sincerity be a condition of friendship? A taste for truth at any cost is a passion which spares nothing.
Don’t walk in front of me… I may not follow, Don’t walk behind me… I may not lead, Walk beside me… just be my friend.
Just as true humor is laughter at oneself, true humanity is knowledge of oneself.
Betray a friend, and you’ll often find you have ruined yourself.