There was a young man who said though, it seems that I know that I know, but what I would like to see is the I that knows me when I know that I know that I know.
- Alan Watts
Just as true humor is laughter at oneself, true humanity is knowledge of oneself.
- Alan Watts
After all is said and done, more is said than done.
I began furiously making lists, and more lists, until I was making lists of lists . . .
- Adam Savage
When you’re thinking that I’m thinking of you, I’m thinking you’re thinking of me.
My thoughts are free to go anywhere, but it’s surprising how often they head in your direction.
And my thoughts drift to you.
In case you ever foolishly forget, I am never not thinking of you.
Lazy people are always busy.
Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.
My bed is my boyfriend.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.
I’m not lazy. Just highly motivated not to do anything.
I’m not lazy, I’m just not pro-work oriented.
My ambition is handicapped by laziness.
A drunk man never tells a lie.
Alcohol may not be the answer, but it sure helps forget the question.
Friday is the beginning of my liver’s workweek.
Ever noticed how some people talk louder when they drink? That’s why alcohol content is listed by volume.