Laughter is an important part of life. We doubt, if someone don’t like fun and laughter in life. Laughter is the best medicine to overcome stress of today’s hectic lifestyle. After all, nothing is more better than a day started with laughter.
Have you ever smiled or laughed a lot just by seeing some hilariously funny quotes or memes??? We’re sure the answer is Yes!!! That’s the power of funny quotes.
And we are giving you some serious reasons to laugh louder than ever through our hilariously funny quotes. Share these amazing funny quotes with your friends and loved ones and be a reason for someone’s smile.
We have handpicked 75 most hilariously funny quotes that can make your day. You can also explore all quotes on our Funny Quotes category.
Hilariously Funny Quotes
I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells.
Your secrets are safe with me…I wasn’t even listening.
Dear haters, I have so much more for you to be mad at. Just be patient.
Seeing a lizard in my room isn’t scary, It’s scary when it disappears.
You couldn’t handle me even If I came with instructions.
Don’t judge me for the choices I make when you don’t know the options I had to choose from.
Being an adult is the dumbest thing I have ever done.
People talk about me behind my back and I just sit here like “Damn.I got myself a fan club.”
Yes I know there is a real special place in hell for me. It is called a throne.
If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out.
Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is that you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.
Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.
Job And Work
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing everyday.
Due to the confidentiality of my job, I don’t know what I’m doing.
My career plans were much more exciting when I was 5.
What do you call a person who is happy on Monday??? Retired.
Don’t let idiots ruin your day.
Do your know why birds sing in the mornings??? Because they don’t have to go to fuc*ing work.
Sometimes even the devil on my shoulder asks: “What the fu*k are you doing?”
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five to six times, just to be sure.
My brain has too many tabs open.
Be Bold or Italic, never Regular.
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes. I’m thinking of making a few more.
Monday hates you too.
Funny Quotes On Laziness And Sleep
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
Don’t give up on your dreams. Keep Sleeping.
At night I can’t sleep. In the morning, I can’t wake up.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
Nap time is my happy hour.
Due to unfortunate circumstances I am awake.
Sometimes getting out of bed just ruins the whole day.
Just do it!!! But tomorrow…
Love And Marriage
The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably shit.
Being single is smarter than being in the wrong relationship.
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.
The biggest step in any relationship isn’t the first kiss…It’s the first fart.
Follow your brain. Your heart is stupid as shit.
Be someone’s Sunday, not Saturday night.
I didn’t want to fall in love, but at some point you smiled and holy shit I blew it.
Funny Quotes On Life
Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.
Me: I’m finally happy. Life: Lol, wait a sec.
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for.
I came. I saw. I made it awkward.
Life is not a fairy tale, If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Life was much easier when apple and blackberry were just fruits.
To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.
Funny Quotes On Friendship
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together.
If you have friends as weird as you then you have everything.
Friendship is about finding people who are your kind of crazy.
Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.
A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend has lived them with you.
Never let your friends feel lonely!!! Disturb them at all times.
Best friend is a person who opens his mouth just to insult you.
One fake friend can do more damage than five enemies.
Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
You say I’m dirty minded…But how did you understand what I meant??
I was an innocent being…then my best friend came along.
Funny Sarcastic Quotes
I’d like to thank: My middle finger for always being there, sticking up for me all those times when i needed it most.
I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.
Some people are just beautifully wrapped boxes of shit.
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Common sense is so rare these days, it should be considered a super power.
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day.
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has perfect taste.
Shit happens. I mean…Just look at your face.
All my life I thought air was free…until I bought a pack of chips.
Finally figured out the reason why I look so bad in pictures…It’s my face.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
Strong people don’t put others down…they lift them up.
I reply in 0.2 seconds or 3-5 business days.
I may look calm, but in my mind I have killed you three times.
