Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She says, she’ll be with you shortly.
Some nights you drink tea, some nights you drink whiskey.
I feel like girls who drink whisky tell good stories.
It seems to me, that love could be labeled poison and we’d drink it anyways.
I don’t drink and drive. I could live with killing myself but I couldn’t live with killing someone else.
I hope to arrive to my death, late, in love, and a little drunk.
Wealth is like sea-water; the more we drink, the thirstier we become; and the same is true of fame.
Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever.
Suggested remedy for the common cold: A good gulp of whiskey at bedtime- it’s not very scientific, but it helps.
Penicillin cures, but wine makes people happy.
There was a thing called Heaven; but all the same they used to drink enormous quantities of alcohol.
Beauty is worse than wine, it intoxicates both the holder and beholder.
Alcohol is temporary fun with permanent consequences.
A drunk man never tells a lie.
My favorite drink is the next one.
Alcohol may not be the answer, but it sure helps forget the question.
I said “NO” to alcohol, but it just doesn’t listen.
Friday is the beginning of my liver’s workweek.
According to chemistry alcohol is the solution.
To me “Drink Responsibly” means don’t spill it.
I don’t need alcohol to take bad decisions.
Ever noticed how some people talk louder when they drink? That’s why alcohol content is listed by volume.
I don’t get drunk. I just get less classy and more fun.
I have mixed drinks about feelings.
A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.