Alcohol is temporary fun with permanent consequences.
A drunk man never tells a lie.
My favorite drink is the next one.
Alcohol may not be the answer, but it sure helps forget the question.
I said “NO” to alcohol, but it just doesn’t listen.
Friday is the beginning of my liver’s workweek.
According to chemistry alcohol is the solution.
To me “Drink Responsibly” means don’t spill it.
I don’t need alcohol to take bad decisions.
Ever noticed how some people talk louder when they drink? That’s why alcohol content is listed by volume.
I don’t get drunk. I just get less classy and more fun.
I have mixed drinks about feelings.
A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.