Karma's just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink....

Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She says, she’ll be with you shortly.

Some nights you drink tea, some nights you drink whiskey.

- Atticus

I feel like girls who drink whisky tell good stories.

- Atticus

It seems to me, that love could be labeled poison and we’d drink it anyways.

- Atticus

I don’t drink and drive. I could live with killing myself but I couldn’t live with killing someone else.

- Atticus

I hope to arrive to my death, late, in love, and a little drunk.

- Atticus

Wealth is like sea-water; the more we drink, the thirstier we become; and the same is true of fame.

- Arthur Schopenhauer

Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever.

- Aristophanes

Suggested remedy for the common cold: A good gulp of whiskey at bedtime- it’s not very scientific, but it helps.

- Alexander Fleming

Penicillin cures, but wine makes people happy.

- Alexander Fleming

There was a thing called Heaven; but all the same they used to drink enormous quantities of alcohol.

- Aldous Huxley

Beauty is worse than wine, it intoxicates both the holder and beholder.

- Aldous Huxley
Alcohol is temporary fun with permanent consequences.

Alcohol is temporary fun with permanent consequences.

A drunk man never tells a lie.

A drunk man never tells a lie.

My favorite drink is the next one.

My favorite drink is the next one.

Alcohol may not be the answer, but it sure helps forget the question.

Alcohol may not be the answer, but it sure helps forget the question.

I said “NO” to alcohol, but it just doesn’t listen.

I said “NO” to alcohol, but it just doesn’t listen.

Friday is the beginning of my liver’s workweek.

Friday is the beginning of my liver’s workweek.

According to chemistry alcohol is the solution.

According to chemistry alcohol is the solution.

To me “Drink Responsibly” means don’t spill it.

To me “Drink Responsibly” means don’t spill it.

I don’t need alcohol to take bad decisions.

I don’t need alcohol to take bad decisions.

Ever noticed how some people talk louder when they drink?...

Ever noticed how some people talk louder when they drink? That’s why alcohol content is listed by volume.

I don’t get drunk. I just get less classy and more fun.

I don’t get drunk. I just get less classy and more fun.

I have mixed drinks about feelings.

I have mixed drinks about feelings.

A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.

A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.

- Charlie Chaplin
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

- Benjamin Franklin
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

- Arnold Schwarzenegger