Drinking Quotes
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Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She says, she’ll be with you shortly.
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Some nights you drink tea, some nights you drink whiskey.
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I feel like girls who drink whisky tell good stories.
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It seems to me, that love could be labeled poison and we’d drink it anyways.
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I don’t drink and drive. I could live with killing myself but I couldn’t live with killing someone else.
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I hope to arrive to my death, late, in love, and a little drunk.
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Wealth is like sea-water; the more we drink, the thirstier we become; and the same is true of fame.
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Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever.
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Suggested remedy for the common cold: A good gulp of whiskey at bedtime- it’s not very scientific, but it helps.
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Penicillin cures, but wine makes people happy.
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There was a thing called Heaven; but all the same they used to drink enormous quantities of alcohol.
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Beauty is worse than wine, it intoxicates both the holder and beholder.
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Alcohol is temporary fun with permanent consequences.
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A drunk man never tells a lie.
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My favorite drink is the next one.
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Alcohol may not be the answer, but it sure helps forget the question.
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I said “NO” to alcohol, but it just doesn’t listen.
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Friday is the beginning of my liver’s workweek.
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According to chemistry alcohol is the solution.
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To me “Drink Responsibly” means don’t spill it.
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I don’t need alcohol to take bad decisions.
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Ever noticed how some people talk louder when they drink? That’s why alcohol content is listed by volume.
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I don’t get drunk. I just get less classy and more fun.
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I have mixed drinks about feelings.
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A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
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Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.