Hell is empty and all the devils are here.
Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway.
Rule No. 1: Never lose money. Rule No. 2: Never forget Rule No.1.
Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny.
What a sad business, being funny!
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.
I will choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.