You say I'm dirty minded...But how did you understand what I meant??

You say I’m dirty minded…But how did you understand what I meant??

All my life I thought air was free...until I bought a pack of chips.

All my life I thought air was free…until I bought a pack of chips.

Strong people don't put others down...they lift them up.

Strong people don’t put others down…they lift them up.

never ever do business with the government.

Never ever do business with the government. Be in love with them, never marry them.

–Jack Ma
To do a great right do a little wrong.

To do a great right do a little wrong.

–William Shakespeare
God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.

–William Shakespeare
Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice...

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway.

–Warren Buffett
If you are in a poker game and after 20 minutes you don’t know who the patsy is, then you’re the patsy.

If you are in a poker game and after 20 minutes you don’t know who the patsy is, then you’re the patsy.

–Warren Buffett
I think that we all do heroic things, but hero is not a noun, it’s a verb.

I think that we all do heroic things, but hero is not a noun, it’s a verb.

–Robert Downey Jr.
Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist.

Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist.

–Pablo Picasso
I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.

I don’t want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.

–Oscar Wilde
Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

–Oscar Wilde
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

–Oscar Wilde
The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man.

The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man.

–Napoleon
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

–George Bernard Shaw
I forgot to remember to forget

I forgot to remember to forget.

–Elvis Presley
Think about yourself at least once in your life

Think about yourself at least once in your life otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.

–Charlie Chaplin
One murder makes a villain, millions a hero. Numbers sanctify.

One murder makes a villain, millions a hero. Numbers sanctify.

–Charlie Chaplin
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.

–Bill Gates
I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all

I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all. Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and I am the owner of Microsoft.

–Bill Gates
I will choose a lazy person to do a hard job

I will choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.

–Bill Gates
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

–Benjamin Franklin
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

–Benjamin Franklin
You can put lipstick on a pig. It’s still a pig.

You can put lipstick on a pig. It’s still a pig.

–Barack Obama
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the former.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the former.

–Albert Einstein
How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg?

How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? Four. Saying that a tail is a leg doesn’t make it a leg.

–Abraham Lincoln
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.

–Abraham Lincoln