Due to the confidentiality of my job, I don’t know what I’m doing.
What do you call a person who is happy on Monday??? Retired.
Do your know why birds sing in the mornings??? Because they don’t have to go to fuc*ing work.
Sometimes even the devil on my shoulder asks: “What the fu*k are you doing?”
Monday hates you too.
My job is to help more people have jobs.
We hire people who want to make the best things in the world.
The secret of my success is that we have gone to exceptional lengths to hire the best people in the world.
You know you are on the road to success if you would do your job and not be paid for it.
Never settle for anything less than what you deserve. It’s not pride, it’s self respect.
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.