Laughter Quotes

It’s called karma, and it’s pronounced Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha.

I will let you laugh at me today, but I assure you I will be the one who will laugh at you tomorrow.

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably the most important thing in a person.

I aspire to be an old man with an old wife laughing at old jokes from a wild youth.

Amour is the one human activity of any importance in which laughter and pleasure preponderate, if ever so slightly, over misery and pain.

There’s only one rule you need to remember: laugh at everything and forget everybody else! It sounds egotistical, but it’s actually the only cure for those suffering from self-pity.

Just as true humor is laughter at oneself, true humanity is knowledge of oneself.

My focus is to forget the pain of life. Forget the pain, mock the pain, reduce it. And laugh.

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.

With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.

Laughter is America’s most important export.

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease from pain.

A day without laughter is a day wasted.